A RETIREMENT HOME FULL OF GRUMPY VAMPIRES.
A NIGHT NURSE WHO’S NOT ABOUT TO LET THEM TAKE OVER.
Decades have passed since Van Helsing put an end to the bloodshed of the innocent. Now, in a world free of vampires, a young med student gets a job as a night nurse in a remote retirement home in the dark Nordic Alps.
It seems easy and well paid – in fact, suspiciously well paid. It doesn’t take long for her to realize that instead of serving the dinner, she is the dinner. She finds out that the whole facility is contaminated by the last surviving vampire on Earth, the one that got away. He and his senile subordinates have been gathering strength all these years, and now the blood-thirsty grannies and granpas are ready to hit the streets.
But they are messing with the wrong girl. She’s not about to let them take over the world once again – and she knows exactly who can help her! He may be 90 years old, bad-mouthed and wearing diapers, but Doctor Van Helsing is still the best vampire slayer on Earth. The problem is, he has trouble remembering small details – such as how do you actually kill a vampire. Together, our unlikely pair sets out to save the world…
Just like Van Helsing, forget everything you knew about vampires – and get ready to hunt them grannies down!